British nanny dies while sexually arousing herself

A totally sad and unfortunate article:

Nicola Paginton

It's safe to say that: 1) The pleasure of sex really brings you to heaven; and 2) You can really die from too much pleasure. Says the NYDailyNews:

The ecstasy - and the agony.

A 30-year-old British woman's death, when using a sex toy while watching a porn movie, was probably caused by her state of arousal, officials said.

Nicola Paginton, a children's nanny, was found dead in bed - naked from the waist down - in October as the porn movie played on her laptop, according to the Daily Mail.

A pathologist and coroner said during an inquest that Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, likely caused by "her activity before death." the paper reported.

Police had been called to Paginton's home after her employer, Sarah Griffths, went to her house when she failed to show up for work. She and a neighbor saw Paginton lying on her bed with her cat sitting on her chest, the newspaper said.

First of all, things like this should have remained private. If it wasn't for the article being published already I won't bother post it here (oh the irony). Have the journalist who published this no soul? Whoever he or she is, obviously he or she haven't heard of the term "paying respect to the dead."

Secondly, where were the British men when she needed one? Were they all doing Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? I mean, with all due respect Nicola Paginton (pictured) was looking so fine even at 30. She'd have no problem being tapped. That makes me wonder why the hell she resorted to using a sex toy when she could have just grabbed a man anytime she wanted.

So to you dear readers, be extra careful next time. Lest you want to die in heaven too.

'Till my next installment.

[Source: NYDailyNews]