Saturday, November 13, 2010

Justin Bieber Killed in Southpark Episode

Watch the episode below to see Justin Bieber die at the hands of the Dark Lord Ctulhu:


You find it funny, no?

Some say it made their world right. Some say justice was denied to them but after watching this episode, justice was served. Some say "**** you Bieber DIE!" and that he deserves to die more than anyone else on Earth because if he isn't stopped it's going to be the end of the world.

First, Justin Bieber is a 16 year old straight boy - not gay nor homosexual (until factually proven) - as far as I'm concerned. He's a good Roman Catholic: So far he hasn't done anything stupid yet - stupid enough to rattle him big time. He hasn't slung back mud that was thrown at him for fun and entertainment at the cost of his dignity. But let's not dabble with religion for trolls are everywhere. How many of you trolls out there can stand humiliation without fighting back?

See, I believe that people who hate Justin Bieber so bad they'll kill their mother in exchange for the kid's death are - and will always be - dickheads. There's lots of people in the world that, when one person gets ridiculously famous, will do and say everything at their disposal to bring that famous person down - dickheads. Then there's also this group of people that, when dickheads start rolling in, joins in the riot and connects theirselves to the dickheads' cause, follows them everywhere and says everything the dickheads say, because finally they have a purpose in life - not that they had a purpose in this world from the getgo anyway. These people are bandwagon dickriders, that when one thing gets the "in" thing to do, they ride the bandwagon dick 'till Kingdom come. These people, in short, are - and will always be in my eyes - dickheads.

People get persecuted for various reasons. Crimes, scandals, failures, mishaps, everything. But when a person's celebrity goes to atmospheric levels, better check the troll population building up their backyard. Britney Spears got so famous in her prime lots of people got envious, called her names, ridiculed her. Michael Jackson, who's fame is indescribable, still got trolls persecuting him even with legions of fans. Barack Obama, who Americans voted for as U.S. President, now turned their coats on him and treat him like everything is his fault. Manny Pacquiao, who always train hard and perform his best every time he has a fight got lots of trolls saying he's taking steroids. Here's where the bandwagon dickriders come in and say "Hey, everybody's hating him, let's hate him too because it's the "in" thing to do!" What ignorance and shallowness. Would Justin Bieber get treated this way if he was a non-celebrity? Of course not. It's his fame. Dickheads are jealous because he can get everything he wants - cars, houses, naked chicks, Kim Kardashian - at a very young age and they can't.

If your shallow head still can't get the point, let me ask you this: What did Justin Bieber ever do to you for you to hate him so much? Is it because of his voice? His perfume line? Is it because he's too famous? Is it because you think he's gay and you aren't? Or is it because he killed your father and mother and now you vow to avenge their deaths? If you chose the last one, it's clearly acceptable. But if you chose the first four choices, you're the embodiment of everything I said above. Your stupidity and ignorance is so deep down the ground that even after spending 50,000 years in maximum security you can never receive salvation.

As for the creators of South Park, they should be intelligent enough to know when they've crossed the line. Yes what they do is a brand new form of comedic satire but involving a kid in a death scene with a mythological creature is just plain inhuman. You know what they were thinking when they wrote this episode? They were like "Hey let's pick on this kid. He'll never fight back unlike those Muslims which will suicide bomb us if we show another Mohammad in a bear suit episode."

This is one of the reasons why China is rising up fast and the U.S. is sinking slowly down. Lots of people in the U.S., especially the younger generation, mock and pick on others with the mindset that they could always get away with it. They brand themselves superior as against the people they pick on, even if the former lives an equally miserable life. Thus the saying "Pick on someone your own size." Survival of the fittest? Blah. How about "No man is an island?" The human race would be the fittest creature on Earth if only we'd learn how to function together harmoniously.

In conclusion, people shouldn't hate other people for insanely stupid reasons. If someone did something awful to you, you have the right to hate. It's understandable though it would be better for you to forgive and forget. But if you hate people to the point of demanding their deaths because of their voice or their perfume line or their fame, look at yourself first. I'd be the first one to say that it was a mistake you were ever born in this world. Your ilk are the mongers of chaos and instability. The world would be better off without your kind.

Don't hate without reason. Better yet, don't hate altogether at all.

'Till my next installment.

No comments:

Post a Comment