Eva Mendes Video Scandal | Eva Mendes Sex Tape

"The sex tape everyone has been waiting for with Eva Mendes is finally here and you won't believe what kinds of positions she gets into."

Unfortunately, there's no Eva Mendes Video Scandal or Eva Mendes Sex Tape to be had. That paragraph up there is the joking description of the video that will make you crap bricks in dismay.

The supposed Eva Mendes Video Scandal or Eva Mendes Sex Tape is actually a promotional video for Eva Mendes's duct tape. You read that right, duct tape. It sells for $39.99 plus shipping and handling.

Eva actually calls it S.EX. Tape, not Sex Tape. Watch the funny promotional video below:

Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes

And you thought you were gonna score tonight do you? Maybe next time dude. Maybe next time.

And like I said, no Eva Mendes Video Scandal or Eva Mendes Sex Tape. It's actually S.EX. Tape.

'Till my next installment.