Max's Chicken All You Can Review

Yesterday we decided to try Max's Chicken All You Can at a certain key mall just to try the stuff out. You know, so we could just say something about it when someone random brings it up.

We fell on queue on this Max's restaurant at around 7:00PM. There was a huge crowd in front of the chain as everybody wants to go inside. But as with all other standard restaurants, you'll have to wait to get seated. Snapped a photo of the crowd in front of the chain, look below:

TheWe got inside the restaurant at 8:30PM (imagine standing at the front of the restaurant for almost two hours), got seated almost immediately, waited for a while for someone to take our order. Not that they weren't expecting us to not order the dish of the month–Max's Chicken All You Can. At P199 a pop, this definitely was all worth it.

Now, a word of caution to all those who would want to take this challenge head on (personally I consider this a challenge, because after downing 3/4s of a whole chicken, I gave up): Wear your game face and bring an empty stomach along with you. Because if you don't, you will be crushed by an astounding amount of Max's chicken raining from the sky.

So here's how it will roll: After you order the Chicken All You Can, they'll give you a plate with a quarter of a chicken. After you take down that chicken, they'll instantly put another one on your plate. Then another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. Until you'll literally say "PLEASE KILL ME I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! NO MORE CHICKEN!"

In all seriousness, I think I was going hysterical yesterday night. I was laughing teary-eyed while saying that we won't eat in another Max's restaurant for two years. My younger brother was angrily stuffed, says he don't want to move no more. My younger sister, she was not moving. Meanwhile, my parents' necks were hurting i.e. hypertension starting to kick in.

I don't mean to gross you out, but here's how your table would look like after you run your veins through the Max's Chicken All You Can challenge:

After we gave up, a Max's server came to us and said "More chicken sir?" I said no and he said playfully mocking us "No more chicken sir? It's hot and sizzling. Sure you don't want more?" I laughed and just waved it off. Man, it's one thing to dismiss food being offered to you. It's another when chicken literally rain from every corner of the restaurant and people want to shove chicken down your throat.

And uh, right after you pay the bill, they'll give you P20.00 money coupons for every 200 pesos worth of money spent on the restaurant. And if your bill reaches P1,500.00 they'll give you a free Max's Happy Father's Day tee.

So there you have it folks. The Max's Chicken All You Can promo starts daily from 6PM to 10PM. The promo runs until July 10, 2011.

'Till my next installment.

P.S. The older people should bring along their medications with them, just for safety's sake.