Tomas I Will Kill You Lyrics with Video

Here's what our fellow Bisaya Filipinos are famous for: Making Bisaya parodies of Western songs. Too famous in fact that even Jovit Baldivino's rendition of "Too Much Love Will Kill You" has been transformed into a parody titled "Tomas I Will Kill You."

I grabbed a video from YouTube.com of "Tomas I Will Kill You" and it's located on top of this post. Play the video and sing along with it.

Tomas I Will Kill You Lyrics
(Bisaya Version)

Adlaw'g gabii naghulat ako's balay
Nga moabot kining anak nakong bugay
Ang buotan kong lalaki
Nagsinina namag babaye, pasaway!

Ug wa madugay miabot ra gyung tisay
Kaayo rang kumoton sa iyang lusay
Pina-text pa ang pahak
Kaayo ra gayong lambusans' minatay

Chorus:
Dali na i will kill you
Daku kang pakaulaw
Di nako makaya ang imong pagka-amaw
Ang daster sa imong mama
Nakita ko nga milabaw
Ali na, I will kill you
Ay'g lakaw!

Nakit-an ka kunong nag-wild sa diskohan
Nag budots-budots dance morag iring nga kawaran
Pirti nimong huboga
Sa mga tawo gihimo kang kataw-anan
OOh wohoh..

Chorus:
Dali na, I will kill you
Ngano wa ka may ulaw
Gipa-straight mo ang buhok mo
Gipatina mog bulaw
Ang pangalan mo Tomas
Giilisan mog "Ate Shaw"
Ali na, I will kill
Ay'g lakaw

(Solo)

Chorus:
Tomas I Will Kill You
Nag make-up na pod ka day
Sa imong pagka bayot
Wa na ko maka-angay
Taas na ang akong dugo
Lami na ipamatay
Tomas I Will Kill You!
(Patyon ta jud ka day!)
...Ay'g likay


I don't know exactly what the song means, but "Tomas I Will Kill You" sure sounds fun.

'Till my next installment.