When you feel like wearing beer goggles or getting tipsy at 10am in the morning, even if you're just 8 years old, we have a school for you. Tuition fee amounts to 10 cases of San Miguel Beer, 5 kegs of Coors Light, and 7 bottles of Fundador. A quarterly payment option of 3 Red Horse Grandes a quarter is also available.
Who says alcohol is not allowed in school?
'Till my next installment.
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