Showing posts with label miscellaneous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label miscellaneous. Show all posts

Thursday, February 3, 2011

First Pencil's Pure Black No.2 Pencil

Last weekend my girlfriend and I were strolling at a famous bookstore in a mall in Pasay City when I saw a delightful piece of wood which I now consider a novelty: First Pencil's Pure Black No.2 Pencil.

Well I just made the pencil's name up since it has no name on it, except its item number which happens to be 6930. Now, you don't wanna call such a gorgeous pencil as 6930. Thus the name I've given it.


It came in a pack of 3s (pictured above) and sold for P26.25, roughly $0.50. I'm deeply attracted to all things black so I quickly bagged it and got home. It says it's been around since 1935, but in my 22 years on this Earth I've never seen nor heard of the First Pencil brand. In fact, Mongol, Faber-Castell and Staedler have been getting all the action. Maybe this brand is making a resurgence, no?


As you can see above, its totally jet black, all of it. The paint, the eraser, the metal thingy which holds the eraser in place, and the pencil wood itself. Don't believe me? I sharpened one pencil and look:


I didn't manipulate that image nor did I use black marker on it. At first I really thought that the wood inside was going to be brown like all the other ordinary pencils but as I sharpened it I found out it's totally black. It leaves a black powdery residue though. I don't know if they did something with the wood or whatever, but the plastic packaging of the pencils say "Blackwood Classic." I googled the phrase "blackwood tree" and found nada. Maybe the pencil wood was treated chemically after all.

It smells like a colored pencil (the ones that come in 12s) but it writes like a No.2 pencil, albeit a lighter shade of black unlike the more expensive brands. Apparently it's also "non-toxic" and conforms to U.S. ASTM D-4236 & Europe EN71 safety standards (now why would someone put these in there? Here's to betting that these sticks came from China. Non-toxic. Melamine. Lead paints. Hah).


On the other side of the pencil is a four-inch ruler. It's useful while your pencil's still long and new. But as with all glittery shiny pencil prints, expect this ruler to be wiped out with frequent usage i.e. constant rubbing of your palms and fingers against the silver prints of the pencil will definitely slowly but surely wipe it off. It's a very welcome addition though. It could be very functional or even an exam-saver to a person in desperation. Necessity is the mother of invention after all. Maybe when you're in the bathroom taking a bath and you have a pencil like this lying around, you can even use it to measure your, err, shampoo bottle if the shampoo inside is still plenty or if the bottle needs refilling, kinda like an oil stick.

I would've liked the pencil more and treated it like royalty if it came with its own jetblack box, cushioned of course, in 1s, brand embossed on box lid, with a seal and a tag saying "Made with the finest materials the Earth has ever known," laced with a gold string, and sells for, I dunno, one grand? Makes the thing look more prestigious and luxurious, yes?

On a sidenote, Boingboing.net inspired me to write a post about a pencil. They did a number on the Blackwing Pencil last year so I was like, "if they could write something about a pencil, why can't I write about this First Pencil's Pure Black No.2 Pencil?" Thanks Boingboing.

'Till my next installment.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Indian authorities arrest pigeon on suspicion of spying

On some random news:



Indian authorities arrest and jail a pigeon on suspicions of spying after a ring,a phone number and an address in Pakistan written in red ink have been found on the avian.

The pigeon was arrested late last May. It is being treated with utmost care. Its jail room is even air-conditioned to produce top comfort for the pigeon. It is under armed guard and is not expected to be freed soon.

Poor bird.

[Via telegraph.co.uk]

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The Difference between a Man and a Woman

Ask intelligent people the differences between a man and a woman and he'll tell all the things you don't need to know. Ask me the same question, this is what I'll tell you:


HA.

What do you think?

'Till my next installment.

Monday, August 2, 2010

What is a Bekimon?

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Monday, July 19, 2010

Vandalism 101: How not to get caught

You need a:

Cardboard box
Scissors
Paper bag
Cutter
Sticky tape
Can of spraypaint


So that's how they do it.

'Till my next installment.

New Palin words to enrich English vocabulary

The gist: Sarah Palin of Fox News, former governor of Alaska, misused the word "refute" and made it "refudiated" instead.


"'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!" she tweeted.

Now, people are making their own Palin words. Check it out:
  • Palindrone: prose that make as much sense backwards as it does forwards.
  • Palinated: (read pay-li-n-ated) to divide a supporting group by playing to what is thought to be the lowest common denominators. Also to feel ostracised by a superior's dubious competence.
  • Palings: mindless sympathisers; or those surrounding oneself preventing proper introspection and meta-thought; mental delusions (or railings) that protect against the crushing reality that would reveal ones own incompetence
  • Inpaling: to make a truth claim, but to have it refuted in the next or same sentence. Also to commit political suicide through bad use of argument.
  • Palinpset: tedious slogans to support an ailing political campaign that have been scraped off and used again, and again and again.
  • Expalin: (Alt. Espalin). An answer that is incoherent, tangentially skewed, or mindless drivel that bears no relation to the question asked. Usage: "Thats a good question, let me expalin..."
  • Palien: A Palin supporter
  • Palient: Only makes sense to a Palien.
  • Palientology: Speaks for itself really.
Okay, enough of this.

'Till my next installment.

[Source: Reddit / Photo: AP]